Yeah I would expect a "smart" toilet to flush when I stood up or moved away. Why anybody would ever require a phone to turn on a faucet is beyond ridiculous.

I mean, obviously a manual handle would be a requirement, but I could possibly see it? Like the idea of an app controlled bidet is not that far fetched because they have a lot of buttons and settings (obviously I want physical buttons too).

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Stealing this one!

who the fuck wants to pull out a phone and press a button every time they take a piss.

There could be a use case in public restrooms or retirement homes, but a usage sensor and timer would do the job better.

You have your phone in your hands anyway, admit it!