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Once-in-a-generation (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This would be a great argument if fractional shares didn't exist

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Or penny stocks, or just general stock that isn't too expensive. I have a handful of shares of MVST. It's $1.77 per share.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Sure because "buying the dip" in regards to a recession is totally about someone buying half a share and not corporations vacuuming assets out of the economy.