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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Cory Booker has been filibustering for a while, but there's no legislation that he's stalling.

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

It is however precedent. If hexbear helps me get elected to the senate, I pledge to shit in a bucket on the floor every day. I will put John Fetterman to shame.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

you'll need a massive bucket and a very strict diet

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

String cheese and malt liquor. Nothing else for my entire term.

edit: Actually the US Senate cafeteria menu isn't bad. I'll do that for lunch but otherwise only consume string cheese and malt liquor.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Finally an honest politician who stands by his campaign promises

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I didn't say I'll be an honest politician, just one who shits in a bucket and makes the rest of the senate endure that every time it's in session. Otherwise I'll be a very corrupt politician.

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