Interesting. I pretty much agree with all of this, though not as aggressively. I mean, there is a very good reason that I chose not to pursue (despite having the recs and qualifications for) a doctorate in anthropology, because pretty much all of it felt like complete horseshit, particularly if you have lived, worked and read Marx and all of those descended from that dialectical materialist mileau.
God if you think the anthropology department is bad, you should read the scholarly dog shit that comes out of communications departments. I was told once that I wrote a exemplar paper for a class, I think it was on art criticism. I was absolutely black-out drunk and do not remember writing at least half of it, and upon re-reading it, it was some of the most pretentious bullshit I have ever written and really made me despondent that this was considered the best paper I had ever written, but I was already in my senior year and all of my scholarship stuff was tied up in this very stupid degree, so I finished it anyways.
Thank you for all these recommendations though, I will absolutely look into them when I get a chance. I am actually going back to school for a hard science degree soon, funded by my manufacturing career, but I will absolutely buy and read your recommendations.