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[-] [email protected] 188 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Buy a cybertruck, they are best vehicle ever, except a few catches.

Like for example you can't wash it or it'll break, cant drive it or the wheels will fall off, and best not to sit in it either incase it traps you inside.

This is quite possibly the greatest product America has ever made. Well atleast its affordable.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago

Wonder why no one is suing yet. I’m legitimately confounded by the absence of lawsuits

[-] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a contracted arbitration or something…

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

I am sick and tired of the war on property rights. The amount of companies trying to misrepresent product as services in order to seize undeserved control is too damn high!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

The ones that had by far the best grounds to sue burnt to death.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Well, the guy who made the trucks gutted the CFPB a few months back...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The people that bought a cyber truck are fully on board with everything Leon is doing.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Don’t touch the doors or the panel will fall off.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

You can safely touch the emergency door release cover. That panel will NOT come off.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Apparently it's strong enough to keep it's passengers inside to be burned alive.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

That's not a problem after you've had your fingers sliced off when you close the hood.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Lol and don't slam the doors!

For the record, if you slam the doors the inside part comes partially loose and catches on the interior, so that when you open the door again the inside part tears away (literally tears like a rag).

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

lol wtf... it's like people discover a new design disaster every day. you ever seen those design challenges where people try to come up with absolutely awful UI or terribly unusable everyday objects... it's like they deliberately did that for a truck.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

those design challenges where people try to come up with absolutely awful UI

You mean mobile apps in general? lol

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Well atleast its affordable.

Starting price is like $82,000, or $101k with options lol

https://www.caranddriver.com/tesla/cybertruck

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure that's the joke

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Yeah but used ones must be very cheap lmao

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Everything's cheap at a junkyard.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Cyberpuke by weight

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

yep, super affordable…

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