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RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if ‘Everybody Got Measles’ (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

But wait… what if we dissolve it into liquid and put it in a syringe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

and do it like a heroin user would.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Okay, that’s way too extreme. That’s how you get herpes.