Programmer Humor

• Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed
• C is a LETTER, not a language
• Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN
• "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02%" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE

Look at what PROGRAMMERs have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS)

• FUNNY COLORED LETTERS (with a picture of syntax-highlighted code)
• 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? (with a picture of compilation errors
• A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE (with a picture of a 3d rendered teapot.

IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGH IN DOING while(true{print(money);}

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