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[-] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is probably more accurate:

-Who the fuck wrote such a shit!

-WHO???

-...

-Oh... it was me...

[-] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

Me at a previous workplace.

-This is a piece of shit, who is the code owner of this module.

  • Ah, it's me ("inheriting" code ownership when someone left was common)

  • Who did this change

  • Ah, it was me

  • Surely I just made a minor change to this line here, who wrote the function.

  • it was me, it was me all the way down

Fits the general theme of the thread as it was not giving any trouble for a year before being found.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

The more frustrated you are when running git blame the more likely the command turns out to be a mirror.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

This is where the programmer's way to humbleness starts :-D

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Last time that happened to me, it was a mirror, but also not.

I had moved functions from one file to another without changing the contents. As a result, all those lines referred to me.

And since I started thinking, I found this

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Good link that, I'll have to add those flags to my list of aliases

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