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Trump administration wants to un-fire nuclear safety workers but can’t figure out how to reach them (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

I bet this dumb fuck pays for a terrorist attack to happen, so he can delcare marshal law. Then he gets unlimited powers, and won't leave the white house. I'm absolutely sure of it. It's ww2 all over again.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

this dumb fuck pays for a terrorist attack to happen

bold of you to assume he's actually going to pay for anything

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Just because this is a common enough mistake, I'm going to publicly correct you for the benefit of other people who might see this comment. I apologize.

It's Martial Law. Not Marshall Law.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s Martial Law. Not Marshall Law.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

No, that's martial arts. Martial law involves less improvisation and adaptability. However, it loses to martial science.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Everyone knows it is Martian Law

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then the few people who don't are very prolific commenters because it's a mistake I see often.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Spread the word!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Now that explains Musk’s obsession with getting to Mars.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Martial Law and Marital Law is the one that always gets me.

There's a joke in there about strict curfews and domineering personalities, but I can't be bothered to flesh it out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

oh man, I knew that. I dunno why i said marshal law lol. Mustn't have been paying enough attention.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

WW3 even.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I've heard WWIV is expected to be pretty lame in comparison. Something about shitty weapons in the future. So we're really lucky to get to enjoy this one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I'm kinda looking forward to that one. No more overpowered one-hit bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Has anyone asked Marshal for a statement?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

At the rate of aircraft accidents, it's only a matter of a few weeks before a plane or helicopter crashes into a govt building or installation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Is the Reichstag on fire?