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[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 day ago (2 children)

EU citizenship with no hassle?

Hell yes!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No hassle? I think you severely underestimate the effort required to learn Danish.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wouldn't be the first bilingual EU country.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

The Danish Realm already has three official languages, adding two more shouldn't be a problem.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Humoring the situation, I imagine English would be an accepted official language of the region lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

English and Spanish would surely be given the same status as Greenlandic and Faroese.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, sign me up. I'm ready. Right now. Seriously. Do they want money?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago

This would be the biggest mass migration to California since the last one.