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Can they buy oregon and Washington too?
As a Cali expat in Washington I approve of this.
I'm sure we could work out a buy 2 get 1 free deal
Don't forget Colorado, we have lots of drugs!
As a Coloradoan, I approve of being sold to Denmark.
I support this sale.
I volunteer Minnesota as well.
Wisconsinite here. I'm hoping the great lakes area is occupied by Canada after we lose WW3.
And North Carolina. Trump can keep South.
I know this is pushing it but can we throw in all the western states? I promise Utah's national parks and skiing are awesome.
Too many magats and weird zealots. Nature there is great and all but the people suck.
No... If there's one state besides Texas you don't want in this transfer, it's Mormonland
utah will surprise you with how much the mormons do not like trump
https://electionresults.utah.gov/results/public/utah/elections/general11052024
No it won't.
Left and right sides of PA, too, please and thank you
But mostly the right. Danish is a terrible enough language without adding Yinz to their vocabulary