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[–] [email protected] 118 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

>get pneumonia

>go to hospital

>can't do dailies for 3 days

>i will never catch back up

Meanwhile I just opened Stardew for the first time in 6 months and my pup just gave me some bone shards for petting him

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Had to cover someone at work who was off sick and I missed 2 weeks of classic wow raids. Felt great and uninstalled it immediately. Never going back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Well that just sounds delightful.