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[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I was 24 when a harlot stole my precious seed and robbed me of the promise of the mystic arts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

There are other ways of aquiring mystic arts and powers. The aforementioned is just the kost straightforward.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

The council watches with great interest.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

you don't have to worry, my virginity is safe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

As long as you keep it until 30 the powers are yours. You cannot be stripped of them. If you get to 40 you get even more powers. But if you lose your Virginity between 30 and 40 you keep rhe powers.