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[–] [email protected] 49 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Man, i wish. It’d be fucking hilarious and trump would think he owns Greenland. Stupid fucking traitor bitch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

I dare you to sell him Moscow :)