this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
193 points (99.5% liked)

technology

23559 readers
102 users here now

On the road to fully automated luxury gay space communism.

Spreading Linux propaganda since 2020

Rules:

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
 

yeonmi-park

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

They're gonna ban Chinese food cause you are what you eat.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

xok-og how many doushabao do I have to eat before I get citizenship

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

doushabao

Oh, you just lost your citizenship here. You said a scary Chinese word.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

Fortunately, I've never had USA citizenship, but I will gladly go on a no-fly list for my love of red bean buns.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Getting black bagged because I said "long time no see" to a friend.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They are renaming eggrolls to Freedom Rolls, aren't they?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It'll just be a hotdog in egg roll wrap.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No shit, here in Texas, gas stations wrap hotdogs in tortillas. So, you might actually be correct in this hypothetical.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

specter Spring rolls are Commie Rolls!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Turns out the chuds were right to call me a pussy and a soy boy.