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I will only support putting Donald Trump on Mount Rushmore if you then proceed to push him off.
I initially read it as "Donald Trump to be put under Mount Rushmore"
Okay, but the important question becomes: what does that bastard land in/on? I vote for a pool of sharks because of Shark Tank.