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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This remark probably won't convince you, but it can help for others.

So, for groceries you can use a bicycle bag on the back of your bicycle. Or a bag bearer. Or a bicycle with an extra long back.

For going to the next state there's something called "grow more muscle". I know obese people here who manage to bike that distance easily.

As for sleep, that's for a bed. But that said, there are bicycles with which you can bicycle sitting/laying in a comfortable position (recumbent bicycles). Some of them also look look cool as hell (velomobiles).