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USA leaves Earth (www.der-postillon.com)

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Paukenschlag: USA treten aus der Erde aus!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Dear Donald, you are more than welcome to go to Mercury. Mercurians are toxic and racist either way. Just leave us Plutonians and Earthians in peace. Pwease. 🥺

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