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[–] 81 points 2 years ago (7 children)

To explain the joke, as is tradition in Germany. "To meet" translates to "treffen" in German. Which can also mean "to hit something or somebody".

Once had a multicultural family gathering where we translated the same joke into several languages.

A man knocks at a door. A woman opens and he says: "Hello, my name is Toulouse. I'm here to fuck your daughter." The woman screams: "To what?!?" He answers calmly: "Toulouse."

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  • [–] 65 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    „Hallo, meinmeine Name ist Umberto und ich bin hier um Ihre Tochter zu ficken“

    „UM WAS???“

    „Umberto.“

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    So I've been learning German for a couple of months. Wouldn't it be "mein name?" 🤔 because presumably Umberto is male?

    Buy yes, funny joke 😂

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