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[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 days ago (3 children)

To explain the joke, as is tradition in Germany. "To meet" translates to "treffen" in German. Which can also mean "to hit something or somebody".

Once had a multicultural family gathering where we translated the same joke into several languages.

A man knocks at a door. A woman opens and he says: "Hello, my name is Toulouse. I'm here to fuck your daughter." The woman screams: "To what?!?" He answers calmly: "Toulouse."

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

„Hallo, mein~~meine~~ Name ist Umberto und ich bin hier um Ihre Tochter zu ficken“

„UM WAS???“

„Umberto.“

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

So I've been learning German for a couple of months. Wouldn't it be "mein name?" 🤔 because presumably Umberto is male?

Buy yes, funny joke 😂

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Male or female, it's always "mein" because "Name" is a male noun.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“To meet” translates to “treffen” in German. Which can also mean “to hit something or somebody”.

Join the shooting club, meet new friends.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

Schiessen lernen; Freunde treffen! is a popular slogan with German shooting clubs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Hola, mi nombre es Álvaro, vengo a tirarme/follarme a tu hija.

¿¡¿¡¿A qué?!?!?

Álvaro.