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Anon experiences German humor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 65 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

„Hallo, mein~~meine~~ Name ist Umberto und ich bin hier um Ihre Tochter zu ficken“

„UM WAS???“

„Umberto.“

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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

So I've been learning German for a couple of months. Wouldn't it be "mein name?" 🤔 because presumably Umberto is male?

Buy yes, funny joke 😂

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[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 30 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Male or female, it's always "mein" because "Name" is a male noun.

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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Vielen Dank!

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