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Billionaire known for stealing people’s ideas debuts totally new, original salute (www.thebeaverton.com)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Today is a good day (for him) to die.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

He has no honor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

p'tahk!