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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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It's Anon's birthday (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

I went to a kids party in middle school. I was the only one to come. His parents gave me like $40 on my way out. As a kid I had no idea what the fuck was going on so I just took the money.

Doesn't matter had cake.