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[–] [email protected] 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

This honestly makes so much more sense from an environmental standpoint. Why waste so much in terms of resources shipping hundreds of millions of pounds of sugar water every month so picky babies that refuse to drink water will pump more money into the coca cola empire so they can get type 2 diabetes as fast as possible. Instead just ship this little cup thing at 1/18th the weight and save so much gasoline, road wear and tear, etc.

Who am I kidding, they’ll just put this into plastic bottled water that’s been shipped from 3 states over

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Eww stateside water?? Nah bro give me that other side of the world Fiji water.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Wait is that what Fiji water is? I assumed it was a marketing thing. Do they actually ship that water from Fiji?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Everyone knows the further water travels, the better it tastes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Can't even quench my thirst if I can't taste that planet suffering in the bottle