What a complete waste of my life seeing that piece of shit fucking movie. What the fuck were they thinking.
The film did not have a single redeeming quality. Boring ass, shit ass, bullshit film. My only regret was not sleeping through more of it.
Also WHY DO AMERICANS USE FAKE BRITISH ACCENTS WHENEVER A MOVIE TAKES PLACE IN ANY COUNTRY OTHER THAN USA? WHHYY? FUCKING WHYYY. THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE IN ROMANIA YOU IDIOTS WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO BE BRITISH FOR NO GOD DAMNED REASON 
Edit: Germany? Fuck whatever, some country which notably does not have a British accent.
Yes but thats whats so good about the VVitch. Is weird but its not incomprehensible (aside from the accents sure). Its a straightforward story about a puritan family bedeviled by a witch, it just gives us a look at Puritan culture with depth beyond simple aesthetics and plays with the themes of both horror from the outside (the witch, the devil) and horror from within (patriarchy, repressed sexuality, etc.). Its fairly accessible without being hand holdy I guess is what Im trying to get at.