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Nestlé Scrambles to Bottle LA’s Remaining Water Before Firefighters Give It All Away for Free | The Needling (theneedling.com)

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago

I'd be willing to bet that, if you go up far enough, Nestle owns the multinational conglomerate they sold that business to.