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U.S. Blows Itself Up So China Can’t Have It (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'd say all the research towards minimizing the aftereffects of radiation means govs are looking to normalize using them in clearing occupied real estate quickly.

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