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NYPD Unveils AI Surveillance Program to Help Them Arrest Wrong Guy 70% Faster (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lmao, that headline is hilarious

“I thought it would be impossible for me to have mugged that lady in Central Park since I was on a flight back to NYC from Toronto when it happened, but with the groundbreaking power of artificial intelligence it turns out I’m actually guilty—is there anything AI can’t do?” said Jones. “I’m on the flight manifest and everything, but if AI said I did it then I guess it must have been me. I hope my lawyer knows some good prompts to ask ChatGPT for a criminal defense strategy!”

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