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Apocalypto indeed. (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Did you know as a Jewish person, you are responsible for all the wars in the world? Because Mel seems to think so.

(I'm also Jewish, so I guess I'm also responsible. Must be our space lasers.)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Maybe your weather control devices?

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I'm still waiting for my turn on the space laser

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I'm still waiting for my turn to run Hollywood.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

When it's your turn can I have a show where I just yell at the camera about shit that pisses me off? I could easily fill a 40 minute spot. It will be low budget, just me standing In front of a dumpster yelling at a camera while my co host tries to censor me in real time.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

How good are you at avoiding uncomfortable topics that might make corporate angry?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Not very, I would probably air all my grievances with corporate in a weekly segment called "Shit my dumb fuck bosses said I couldn't say, but what are they gonna do, fire me?."

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Sorry, can't help you. We need propaganda mouthpieces.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Could you pass it around at the next meeting? Maybe the next one will like it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

You might have to wait for Lewis Black to retire.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Nah there's room for both of us. Plus I'm Aussie, I'll say cunt a lot more than he would.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Oh wow. Y'all have a way with swearing, cool level-headed ranting, and self-deprecating humor that the rest of us simply can't touch. Just start a YouTube channel - I'd watch it.

Meanwhile, I'll just start my morning with Get Krackin', now that the whole series is online.

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