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Biden Takes Immediate Action On Los Angeles Wildfires By Sending New Weapons Package to Israel (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He'll magically lower the prices of fire hoses and air tanker pilot training.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

more like he will jack up the prices and personally pocket the difference somehow