Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
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Is that a stripper pole on the middle?
The Zillow description straight up calls it a stripper pole.
I was literally just thinking that. Must've been built by a rich guy who likes maids and twitch streamers
I mean I'd be up for entertainment from maids and twitch streamers...
But I also wouldn't create this grand room of hazards with the hopes of paying some of those women to entertain me. Seems excessive.
Actually, now that I think about it more, its weird to me that anyone would actually be entertained by whatever it is the designer was hoping to accomplish here. If it were me, I'd be far to paranoid someone would slip and die, or the inevitable flying booze would ignite on the stove. And to add to it, what is that entertaining about watching maids and twitch streamers do whatever this guy was thinking? Did he lose his dick so this is the closest thing he can get to what he used to feel with a woman?
And now that I'm done thinking about that I'm realizing the answer is far more obvious: cocaine. It's the cocaine.
for once i think i know a valid use-case for mcmansions, all that openness actually makes sense if you want a bunch of naked people milling around for your enjoyment
I guess, but you could at least have counters, or maybe a railing, or hell, even steps. Or giant acrylic walls? Something to distinguish "general areas" to be aware of?
And now you can be that rich bloke for a measly $1.5mil (USD, I'm assuming).
I think you're supposed to swing around on it to dry off.
Not if you swing properly...