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Anon doesn't wash (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Yeah, because you only eat cucumbers that have come from farms where forest nymphs cavort and gently brush away yucky bugs, rendering pesticides pointless The plants themselves are bathed in water from mountain springs far far away from Nestle and when it comes to be picked, it's done by moonlight and only by the purest of maidens who definitely aren't exploited.