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The fuck?

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[-] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago

Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea

[-] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I like that this implies that OP's mom uses an 8 bit counting system

I'm imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking "wow, this only cost $35!"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Mom uses uint64 sorry

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