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Anon's lacking pissing habits (lemmy.today)

submitted 2 years ago by lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

Oh you'd hate to know about how when you shit sitting down you get Poseidon's kiss.

That's why I shit standing up like a real man

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[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

While standing, do you shit directly into the water so that all the women in your vicinity get aroused by the sound of the splash or are you a stealth shitting fuckboy like Anon? And how exactly do you aim? So many questions.

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[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago*

You face towards the toilet, stand right on the toilet seat, and aim the shit directly into the water.

That gives you highest drop distance for maximum splash sound and maximum bitches.

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