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[–] [email protected] 76 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I assume this prevents some consumption of rations?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I was wondering why the DM would even need to make a call, but I guess that would be relevant.

Any DM that said no without a reason for a lack of ants would be a bad DM.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe an ant hunt mini adventure or some minor consequence to this action.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or just reward their creativity...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

The best DMs will allow it as an immediate reward and remember it for minor consequences later to progress the campaign in some way. "Druid knocked unconscious and taken while eating ants" type stuff

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I kind of like the idea of "of course you can! ... Rolls die

You have angered Ancephole, goddess queen of the ants!"

And then you get this cool side adventure where the party has been shrunk down and must escape a hive of sentient ants

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Pretty sure ants are already sentient, but I like it.

Edit: apparently ant sentience is somewhat hotly debated, and the current understanding of ant consciousness and metacognition is murky.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Honestly, people getting sentient/sapient messed up in fiction is one of my pet peeves, and here I go doing it myself.

Sapient ants. A colony of sapient ants

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I love that you came back and added that edit, that's some commitment to keeping us up to date on the latest scientific breakthroughs about ant brains (I mean, I'd they have one?) and I appreciate it.

Edit: ants do in fact have (tiny) brains.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Those ants were a druid colony and now you've eaten Neveah....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, this would be a lot of fun as a campaign. Starts off a normal group, druid played by the dm as a PC. Druid shifts, hijinks ensue, druid dies, and now the rest of the party has to battle their way across an unforgiven, sapient bug populated map, to reach the wizard's house to turn them back. It's only a mile away, but to them at their size, it might as well be the other side of the planet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's just the plot to Honey I Shrunk the Kids. Depending on how old your group is, it might be nostalgic, or novel.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Similar, but I'm thinking more bugs with cities. Fully sapient.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Sure you can." Later on the druid fails a diplomacy check because they've got an ant stuck between their teeth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Druids shouldn't be engaging in diplomacy anyway. Most of the druids I've known, thought that diplomacy = "destroy all cities and allow the forest to grow you humanoid bastards!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

"okay so i have a great deal for you, you stop expanding your logging business and i don't turn into a tiger and eat your face, sound good?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Or ‘ants are enough energy for an anteater, but not a druid doing other stuff. Buff melee attacks/perception while in anteater shape, but nerf them in some way if they change or try to use magic in human form’

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

One of my favorite wizard characters was worried about rations, so I wrote into her backstory that she actually made an original 1st level spell for graduation of Wizard's School.

That went over like a Lead Zeppelin. The spell used a tiny touch of wild magic to "randomly multiply" the ingredients you had available. Just a single berry? You're getting a day's worth of berries. A carrot, a celery stalk, and an onion? Well you're getting all the fixins for a delicious vegetable stew.

The spell created magical food that couldn't be used as the material component for a further cast, and consumed the material components given. It then produced 1 day worth of vegetables, fruit, and berries, per caster level up to 5.

The headmaster and two other professors watched my character demonstrate her spell, at which point the headmaster immediately mind wiped the other two professors, and explained that I could only keep that spell if I swore to NEVER allow anyone else to see me cast it. Apparently it strayed too close to Clerical magic, and could have reignited the Wizard/Cleric War, that never actually happened, and actually turn it into a shooting war this time.

That particular character gave up on creating new spells till she was above 16th level.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

It also might not be enough calories for any kind of sustenance. It could just be the Druid's kink

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Expend a use of Wild Shape to use one ration less?
I mean sure, go ahead.