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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Deserve, by what standard? Moral, religious, legal? How do we measure deserve

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Oh... It was a joke... Because having united health care as your insurance is basically a death sentence