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Sacramento sheriff's office patrol vehicle spotted on streets of Poland (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 days ago (5 children)

When asked for comment, the driver of the vehicle responded, "I'm gonna get that summbitch if it's the last thing I eva' do."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Thank you, I got that reference.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Did the driver also happen to be a French police man chasing a man who stole a loaf of bread?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Sheriff Buford T. Javert

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

You sound a lot taller on the radio.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Eeaaassstttt bound and dowwnnn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

They broke my watch.