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Luigi Mangione Sentenced to 25 Years of United Healthcare Coverage (hard-drive.net)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

There are plenty of toll evaders, homeless, minorities, and otherwise lesser people whose lives you could have taken, and were that the case I would not feel so inclined to mete out such a harsh sentence but in this instance you leave me no choice but to impose the harshest ruling possible.

Never change, The Onion, never change!

Edit: alright, I assumed it was the Onion based on the community. But sure, it was some other site.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

You mean hard-drive?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

hard drive 😔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Bold of you to assume my drive gets hard....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Reading is hard.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a sub called the onion brother, people assuming the articles posted being from the onion is the default

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Half of the posts aren't even from the onion here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But the community name sure is the onion right? So if someone comes in here and assumes the article is from the onion then that's a pretty reasonable assumption right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I thought so too but then I counted. Apparently there are a lot more satire sites that are gaining popularity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Hard drive