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Hornets apologize after pretending to give child PS5 and taking it away off camera - Yahoo Sports (sports.yahoo.com)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The skit that "missed the mark" occurred in a break in play during the second quarter of Charlotte's game against the Philadelphia 76ers on Monday. The child was brought onto the court with Hugo, the Hornets' mascot, dressed as Santa Claus. After a letter to Santa requesting a PS5 was read out loud, a cheerleader came out with a bag containing the video game console.

The young fan was visibly overjoyed as he received the pricy gift. However, according to an online acquaintance, he was less happy when the cameras turned off and a Hornets staffer took it away, replacing it with a jersey.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago (5 children)

How would this commenter know that?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean surely it could be a lie but they just took away a PS5 from a kid...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

what? lies? on the internet? why would anyone do such a thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now I feel like I'm back on Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

tips le fedora

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I know, right? I'm human like you and totally not a dog

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Ew, humans. snarls

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago

By having met her.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

Source: trust me bro

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

It's entirely plausible this person knows the lady in question.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You want Lemmy adoption.. you get folks with stature in the machine sharing mundane recon.. you don't believe anything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Look, I'm just engaging in critical thinking here. I don't believe everything I read on the Internet especially since people love just making up random crap just so they can have a story to tell.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That's fair. I try to do the same. But we suspend belief all the time to survive the shit. Let some light in whether proven and your day might be better 🤷