badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I actually really enjoy assembling Ikea furniture but the end result is not worth it. I'd much rather find a solid piece of furniture at a second hand shop that'll last more than a couple year even if I don't get to put it together myself
I think I just really like following step-by-step instructions
That makes me wonder; what's the lego death star of ikea?
According to the blog of a company in New York that exists to deliver and assemble Ikea furniture the Pax wardrobe is the most complex Ikea build. They have a whole list though so take your pick list
It's ugly though
Easy solution: move to New York and get a job assembling Ikea furniture for other people!
That's a good idea. I've always wanted to live in an expensive city by finding or creating some sort of hole somewhere. Maybe I could be a janitor and secretly sleep in the mechanical room of some building or something. Who knows?
I feel the same way. Assembling furniture is kind of like when you were a kid and got a new Lego set.