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News Media Struggling To Report Why Gunman Targeted Wealthy CEO Instead of Lashing Out at Immigrants or Women (thehardtimes.net)

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Do JD Vance next!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Do you really want Mike Johnson as president?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

hack his computer to download some porn so his son can stone him or whatever per their agreement. I assume it's stoning based on the general vibe

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Who's he

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Speaker of the house of representatives. He's president if Trump and Vance die.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The third target.

Jk FBI, I kid. He's a piece of shit hippocrite that doesn't want to release stuff on Gaetz because party over country. And he's probably compromised, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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