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TSA Face Scanner Sues Identical Twins for "Malicious Algorithm Abuse" (isglitch.com)

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Legal Battle Could Set Precedent for Human-AI Relations, Experts Say

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Everything about this is absolutely insane.

Edit: yeah, me got got.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Eating the onion for breakfast, are we?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Morning is the best time for the news to go down easily.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

This one got me too.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly it’s the highest compliment you can give em. The title got me too but obvs the community gives it away. And admitting you ate the onion shows maturity imo so good on you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

It's a ficticious short story.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

read the community name friend