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Child dying from measles just glad he isn't autistic - The Beaverton (www.thebeaverton.com)

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Bartlet, who says he used to enjoy Pokemon, soda, and being alive, tells everyone how great it is to be left totally defenseless against common childhood diseases from the 1940s.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

If they're getting their ammo from satire articles then we have no chance anyway.

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