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[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Anyone who says the rich deserve to BE rich because they are "clever businessmen" need to repeatedly kicked in the balls.

Most folks could live comfortably for the rest of their lives on what this idiot spent on a banana.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Moderate investing of $6.2 million with a 4-6% return would amount to a monthly payout of $25,833/month. Very comfortably.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Which is why it's really weird for people to be so greedy after they've already accomplished five million.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Accumulating money is addictive. These people have an addiction problem and we all suffer for it :/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

If some is good, then more is better, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

25,833 USD a month will result in the ultimate comfortable lifestyle. A big house, car, 100% Healthcare. Everything you could possibly need and a loy more.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

And here I am glad that my savings account interest pays for my phone bill+90% of my car bill. Meanwhile I could just be buying a new car every month, instead, with a small loan of $6M

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

All people really...