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[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Sadly I am not on this list. It just adds to the disappointment from my childhood when my name was never on anything 'personalised' Now it's everywhere!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I’m surprised that people called Phyllis and Beryl are that high on the list

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Phyllis and Beryl are skimming the charity tin for a sesh at the pokies.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I've worked on a bunch of old legal documents that would show Phyllis and Beryl as having been charged with larceny of a frock, or dispensing without license

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Beryl's are mostly into arson, apparently.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

That's funny! I'm not in the top 100 thankfully but the most common crime is assault :0/

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Both I and another lady I work with are commonly into abduction, apparently. We've been able to bond over it and are planning our next kidnapping together.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Geez the crackpot neighbour's name's way up there and most likely to be in for murder. This is the guy that cuts his lawn with hand shears... hrmm

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

My name isn't on it!!!

But a different spelling of it is...and assualt is the soup du jour.

Noice

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm not even on the database!!! I'm a law-abiding citizen! This is shameful.

EDIT: But my second name ...

Is much more sinister

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I am apparently not a very criminal type, except for the bit where I want all the best stuff in your house

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

172 - I barely make the top 200. But if I do commit a crime, it's statistically going to be because I lost my temper and nothing premeditated.

I think I can live with those odds.

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