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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"By hamburgers in bulk and flatten"

Just buy some mince and learn how to cook

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Had to look this up, because I'd seen it before but didn't want to accuse Americans of being crazy without proof:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hamburger

1 a: ground beef
1 b: a patty of ground beef

The meme says singular "hamburger", so it makes sense that they meant it in the ground beef sense. Every other dictionary starts with "a patty of ground beef" by the way, so it seems to be an American peculiarity.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

If like to see the reaction of every Italian when they realize bolognese and lasagne are made out of hamburger according to Americans

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Well, that explains the name "hamburger helper". I've been wondering what they had in common with hamburgers besides the ground beef.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Americans… answer why. This is not on.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I don't know what to tell you guys, hamburgers are made of hamburger, and mince sounds gross.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

No it says "buy hamburger" as in hamburger meat. Ground beef.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Who has time to cook when there is prostitute murdering to be done?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Learning to cook prostitutes, tell you when I'm done?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you murder a prostitute make sure you pay them first so you’re not shoplifting too.

Only commit one crime at a time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Good advice! Also be sure to get a receipt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Make sure to use every part though. Prostitute stock is the best.