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lashings for anyone who even THINKS about avocado on their sarnies
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No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
English Mustard is a beautiful condiment for a beef sandwich, but it packs a punch. Imagine a concentrated American mustard at around 3-5x the strength.
I once watched a Canadian guy absolutely slather it all over a ham baguette once, and the poor guy had tears and snot running down his face. They were kinda happy tears, but years nonetheless.