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Weekends were a mistake says Infosys co-founder Murthy (www.theregister.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No. You tell them to piss in a bottle. That way when they get thirsty in 10 minutes they have something to drink on hand. Efficiency.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Those bottle costs cut into company profits!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Who said they're company provided? Weren't reusable bottles all the rage for a while? Employees can bring their own. Make sure you wash it at home too...