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Overly Confident Matt Gaetz Claims He Could Expose Himself to a Tween on Fifth Avenue and He Wouldn't Lose Any Followers (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whoof, caught me eating the onion, I absolutely believed he'd say that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Technically if you're in his base that wouldn't make a difference.

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