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Overly Confident Matt Gaetz Claims He Could Expose Himself to a Tween on Fifth Avenue and He Wouldn't Lose Any Followers (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

trump didnt gain voters, Democrats lost voters

The US is a Boeing 737 MAX

trump voters is the autopilot that keeps trying to point the nose down

Democratic voters are the pilots trying to counteract the autopilot's inputs

Pilots got too tired and let go of the yoke

Plane is now decending...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

.....username....something something relevant??? Seriously, did you create that username specifically for this single post? Or is this just a result of earth being terrible in general just happens to line up with us talking about how terrible it is, and you then happen to use an airplane analogy?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Lol thats the display name. You can change it at any time.

Basically its just people keep making this joke that "We must've died and this is hell"

So this is a play on that joke. This is a simulation, and its about to blue screen. Wake up.

(Okay I'm just depressed and like making analogies okay 😅🙃)