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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you want there to be a lot of your species, the best thing to do is become delicious to humans.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Unless you're a giant tortoise.

It took 300 years to properly classify them. Specimens never survived the voyage back to Europe because they were too delicious.